Whoops: Gordon Edes Can't Do Math

The Yankees, even with lefthander Andy Pettitte informing the club he will return for a 14th big-league season, would seem to have a greater need for Santana. Their rotation is aging and lacking a true No. 1 starter. The Sox potentially have Beckett, Daisuke Matsuzaka, Lester, Buchholz and veterans Curt Schilling and Tim Wakefield, but would become prohibitive favorites in the AL East if they added Santana, who will be 29 next season.-Boston.com

It is very true that the Yanks' rotation doesn't have a true No. 1 starter, at least not yet, but is it really aging?

(Age as of today)
Beckett-27
Dice-K -27
Lester -23
Bucholz-23
Mouth -41
Wake -41
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182
divided 6
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30.4

Joba -22
Hughes -21
Kennedy-22
Mussina-38
Andy -35
Wang -27
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165
divided 6
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27.5


Yes dunce is misspelled; on purpose, because this whole post is about stupidity. Get it...GET IT??!!