Friday, September 14, 2007

Going to trial was a good idea! Right? Right?!



In a courtroom version of a New York Knicks lowlight reel, NBA icon and head coach Isiah Thomas privately ridicules white season ticket holders. Owner James Dolan obsesses over the skimpy costumes of the team's dancers. Star guard Stephon Marbury seduces an intern.

Lovely. Couldn't be happening to a more worthy team either, the team's mess of a roster is merely symbolic of their mess of a front office. I wonder what a movie about "A Day in the Life of a Madison Square Garden Employee" is like? I'm sure it involves fun things like listening to your boss bitch about who buys season tickets and listening to Stephon talk about having sex with St. John's chicks, you know, in between his calls to his wife and kids.

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